books written by mr simon puttock
Big Bad Wolf Is Good - with Lynne Chapman
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... "If you don't being silly this minute," he roared, "I will eat you, so there!"... |
Butterfly Girl - with Mique Moriuchi
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... a whale broke the surface of the waves. "Don't even think about it!" he said... |
Coral Goes Swimming - with Stephen Lambert
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... Penguins flip-flap flew underwater, chasing their dinner through the chilly deep... |
The Day The Baby Blew Away - with Cathy Gale
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... Oh, how her hair blows thistledowny, |
Don't Count Your Chickens - with Ross Collins
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... "Counting four is such a bore," |
Fast Frog - with Susie Jenkin Pearce
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... Frog climbed into his home-made rocket and shouted "On your marks, get set, GO!"... |
Goat and Donkey in Strawberry Sunglasses - with Russell Julian
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... All the stalls had such wonderful, colourful things to buy, it made Goat feel quite giddy... |
Goat and Donkey in The Great Outdoors - with Russell Julian
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... it is very difficult to play catch in a tent. And almost impossible to play football... |
Goat and Donkey and the Noise Downstairs - with Russell Julian
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... "Oh, Goat," said Donkey, |
"Here I Am!" said Smedley - with Martin and Ann Chatterton
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... At home, Smedley became part of the furniture... |
Horsey - with Russell Julian
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... "Proper adventures always go with a bang," said Horsey... |
A Ladder To The Stars - with Alison Jay
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... when she reached the top she bumped her head hard up against the belly of midnight. "Ouch!"... |
Little Lost Cowboy - with Caroline Jayne Church
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... Cowboy Coyote wrung out his hat, and dripped in the night, and howled... |
The Little Old Lady Who Cried Wolf - with Nicola Slater
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... "Where's the wolf?" asked the fire chief. "well," said the Little Old Lady, "He's just nipped out to play Bingo."... |
The Love Bugs - with Russell Ayto
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..."Mama!" she screamed. "Make me a wedding dress right this minute... |
Love From Louisa - with Jo Kiddie
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... turnips are such untidy vegetables... |
Mademoiselle Gorilla - with Nicola Slater
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... "I do not grunt or snore, I do not tumble or whoop," she said. "I am a sensitive soul, I have written a poem."... |
Miss Fox - with Holly Swain
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... "You are such sweet children..." (She took a napkin from her handbag.) "... and I'm sure you're all delicious."... |
Mr Mac's Bad Rabbits - with Judith Drews
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... "The terrible truth of the matter is simple... your rabbits are just like you!"... |
Pig's Digger - with Alison Bartlett
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...Pig's granny had sent him a lovely big birthday present. It was so big it wouldn't fit through Pig's front door... |
Pig's Prize - with Alison Bartlett
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... Gardening Competition! Grow BIG things and win BIG prizes!... |
Squeaky Clean - with Mary McQuillan
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... Mama Pig had LOTS of bubbles, and rubber ducks, and a lovely, long wallow... |
Stella To Earth - with Philip Hopman
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... "I have discovered new life forms, and they are very nice."... |
A Story For Hippo - with Alison Bartlett
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... If I were brave enough, she thought, I would sing them a song... |
Who's The Boss Rhinoceros? - with Ailie Busby
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... "No buts please Oliver," said Mum and Dad. "Goats butt and rhinoceroses... CHARGE!"... |
Walrus Joins In - with Julian Mosedale
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... He was terrible at singing, and when he tried to dive he always got water up his nose. |
Wild-West Winnie - with Ross Collins
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... "Mouseskin moccasins!" swore the Sheriff. "There's more to this than meets the eye!"... |
You're Too Big! - with Emily Bolam
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... "I am just the right size. I know because my mummy told me so!"... |